Diary of a Mad Black Woman

I love this movie I love this movie. Funny as hell, but also good for the soul. A few of my favourite lines:

"WIRE HANGERS!!!!!!!!!" - Madea

"I'm not bitter! I'm mad as hell!" - Helen

"... the strength God gave women to survive. You just haven't tapped into it yet." - Myrtie Jean

"... I'm finding myself smiling and laughing. I'm finding myself... wait, that's it. I'm finding myself." - Helen

"Why you being so mean, woman?" "Why you being so NICE, man?" - Orlando and Helen

"The key is to be tough, not hard." - Orlando

"Love is stronger than any addiction. Hell, it is one." - Madea

"I do know I can love you past your pain." - Orlando

"Just wake up in the morning. That's all you have to do. And I'll take it from there..." - Orlando

"I'm going to let you sit here for a few days and think about what I said." Helen to paralyzed Charles in his wheelchair

"When somebody hurt you they take power over you. You don't forgive them, they keep that power." Myrtie Jean

"You think you over something? You thing you're ready to get on with your life? This is how you really find out if you're over someone: If you get the opportunity to get even with someone and you don't take it, then you're over it. But if you don't. And you beat the hell outta him, you ain't over it yet." - Madea

"God has the power to show you who's God." - Charles

"No matter what you're going through. Take it to the Master, and he'll see you right on through." - Choir

"Gentle as doves, but wise as serpents." - Tyler Perry

"Sometimes we hold on to the things that God himself is trying to tear apart." - Tyler Perry

"Helen, if I'm away from you for more than an hour, I can't stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself. I've got it so bad for you I'd... I'd go to the grocery store and buy your feminine products, I swear I would." - Orlando

"I know you don't believe in fairy tales. But, if you did, I'd want to be your knight in shining armor. You've been through so much. I don't want to see you hurt anymore. Now I may not be able to give you all that your used to. But I do know I can love you past your pain. I don't want you to worry about anything. You just wake up in the morning, that's all you have to do and I'll take it from there. There's one condition. You have to be my wife." Orlando to Helen

"Signed a Mad Black Woman"

I love this movie I love this movie I love this movie I love this movie

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